THE TSN SUMMER-A-THON

deerliciousenvyburger:

first of all, i am so overwhelmed by all the reaction to A Chicken and Fincher Face, it’s unbelievable! thank you everyone for being amazing & sweet & wonderful; tsn fandom really is the best :)

*for this re-working, i was hoping to use auto-tune to give it a more “realistic” feel, but alas, had to settle for just normal singing. hope you still enjoy it! (but please forgive my attempt at ~rapping)

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Meow Meow (I Got Swag) [a re-working of Ke$ha’s Tik Tok]

Wake up in the morning, see my cats around me
Got my New Balance I’m out the door gonna bike ‘round the city Before I leave grab my key and a bottle of red
Becoss at Andrew’s we don’t sleep on separate beds

I’m talkin green clovers on my face face
Then back to Andrew’s place place
It’s stocked with knives and mace mace
Jaw-dropping, looking at the bloody floor
The guy must’ve been six-foot-four
I shake as Andrew shuts the front door

I said stop, that’s enough
Stop trying to act tough
Put it down
On the ground
Give Armie back his crown
Meow meow go the cats
And you hit them with a bat, oh no no no oh no no no

I said stop, that’s enough
Stop trying to act tough
I wanna be
With only you
Can’t you see our love is true
Meow meow go the cats
And you’ve got me on my back, so oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ain’t got another pair of pants, but got plenty of maps
Ain’t got no new shirts in my closet, but I can double tap
And now the guys are lining up coss they hear I got swag Gar
But Andrew slams them to the curb with bones that were Armie Hammer’s

I’m talking bout errbody gettin’ scared scared
Guy and dolls please beware ware
He really doesn’t like to share share

You see, he’ll go till I calm him down, down
With a neck grab and a frown frown
Neck grab and a frown frown
Neck grab and a

I said stop, that’s enough
Stop trying to act tough
Put it down
On the ground
Give Armie back his crown
Meow meow go the cats
And you hit them with a bat, oh no no no oh no no no

I said stop, that’s enough
Stop trying to act tough
I want to be
With only you
Can’t you see our love is true
Meow meow go the cats
And you’ve got me on my back, so oh oh oh oh oh oh

AG, you’re my boyfriend
But you can’t be
So freaking possessive of me

Let that guy go
Push back his nose
You know he was just being friendly

AG, my heart is yours
And don’t you see
Without you my life’s incomplete

Hold my hands now
Muss my hair up
Muss your hair up

Now the girls are turning green, coss I got swag

I said stop, that’s enough
Stop trying to act tough
Put it down
On the ground
Give Armie back his crown
Meow meow go the cats
And you hit them with a bat, oh no no no oh no no no

I said stop, that’s enough
Stop trying to act tough
I want to be
With only you
Can’t you see our love is true
Meow meow go the cats
And you’ve got me on my back, so oh oh oh oh oh oh

eisenbrows:

[Verse 1]
Oh Wardo Wardo
How was I supposed to know
That you wouldn’t read the fine print
Oh Wardo Wardo
You should have come to Palo- Alto..
This isn’t how I planned it. 
I now know,

It took me to long though.

Tell me Wardo-

Are you a part of facebook or not because

[Chorus]
Sean’s constant shit is killing me
(And I)
I must confess I still believe
You should have been here from that first time
But please be mineeee..

Come to- my office -one more time.


[Verse 2]
Oh Wardo Wardo
Every beer makes me think of you
….. 0.3 percent - was

A stupid figure

I know that now, really.. i do.

I needed my CFO but..
I now know,

It took me too long though.

Tell me Wardo

Are you a part of facebook or not because?

[Chorus]
Sean’s constant shit is killing me
(And I)
I must confess I still believe
You should have been here from that first time
But please be mineeee..

Come to- my office -one more time.

[Half Of Verse 1]
Oh Wardo Wardo

How was I supposed to know?
Oh Wardo Wardo

0.3 percent was… too low…

[Chorus To A Different Tune]
Sean’s constant shit is killing me
Don’t you know, I still believe
You should have been here from that first time
But please be mineeee..

Come to- my office -one more time.

[Chorus]
Sean’s constant shit is killing me
(And I)
I must confess I still believe
You should have been here from that first time
But please be mineeee..

[Repeat]

KISS ME WARDO ONE MORE TIME.