New York’s Finest (Part I)
Pairings: Andrew/Jesse (So far. There’s bound to be more with the list of people I’m putting into this.)
Rating: Part I - PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: This is all for fun. If I somehow “mess up” on what you believe a superpower’s limits and such should be, keep it to yourself because I’m making this up as I go along and they all go by my rules. Not trying to sound cocky, just trying to keep out the haytahs.
Summary: Jesse discovers one day that he somehow has the power to turn invisible. Not sure who else to turn to, he calls his best friend Andrew to confide in. Little does he know, he’s not the only one. From a prompt by: Jessica
Word Count: 1,182
Jesse’s still not quite sure how it happened. One minute he’s walking down Main Street, trying his absolute hardest to avoid the screaming fangirls that keep popping up while keeping his anxiety under control, and then the next it’s as if he doesn’t exist. Someone walks into him for the fifth time in the past ten minutes, the same look of bewilderment and slight fear on their face as everyone before them, and Jesse realizes his growing fear is a reality. He’s actually invisible. Not the usual “invisible” he was when he was younger, when everyone just ignored him and wrote him off as “that weird kid.” No…this time he is genuinely invisible. He looks down for the twentieth time and is still just as shocked as the first time at the complete lack of lower body beneath him. This can’t be real…how is this real?
(master post if you prefer)
Summary: Loosely based on the film, largely indulgent (viva Italia!). I tried my best to make it equal parts fluff, sex, and comedy. Key word = tried.
Rating: Remember when I said I wasn’t going to write smut anymore? I lied. R-Rated.
Word count: 9841. I probably should have gone all the way to 10k, but I didn’t want to write for the sake of word count. And I was bloody exhausted.
A Sean Parker Fanmix
- Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes | @
“Well, it’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready now go, cat, go. But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes. You can do anything but lay off my blue suede shoes.”- Cobra Starship - You’re Not In On The Joke| @
“I’ll always be just who you want me to be, and keep my toungue in my cheek. A hopeless romantic, you’ll never see, ‘cause you’re not in on the joke. No, you don’t know, you don’t know me.”- Kanye West - Stronger | @
“Bow in the presence of greatness, ‘cause right now thou has forsaken us, you should be honored by my lateness, that I would ever even show up to this fake shit.”- Queen - I Want It All | @
“I want it all, I want it all, I want it all and I want it now”.- My Chemical Romance - Dead! | @
“And if your heart stops beating, I’ll be here wondering: Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life, and if you get to Heaven, I’ll be here waiting babe, did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won’t wait, then your heart can’t take this: Have you heard the news that you’re dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I think they never liked you anyway”.- Elvis Presley - Hound Dog | @
“You ain’t nothing but a hound dog, cryin’ all the time. Well you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine. Well they said you was high classed, well that was just a lie.”- The OffSpring - You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid | @
“Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time, and turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach. Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd and as you step back in the line a mob jumps to their feet. Now dance, fucker, dance, he never had a chance, and no one even knew, it was really only you.”- All Time Low - Heroes | @
“Not gonna miss you when you’re dead and gone. Not gonna talk about you over and over and over. Not gonna file you under latest nostalgia, not happily ever after. Not gonna listen to your played out songs. Don’t wanna think about you over and over and over. Not gonna read about the latest fads on your trendy blog, I want nothin’ to do with that. ‘Cause you’ve made a mess of everything. You’re not a hero, you’re a liar. You’re not a savior, you’re a vampire. Sucking the life out of all the friends you’ve ever known. You’re just a trainwreck, not a winner.”
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo. Established. Part of the same universe as Bored, Cracks, and Interlude. (The night after Interlude happens, actually.)
Word Count: 1,701.
Disclaimer: Fiction. Fan fiction. Based upon what was created by: fans of the Facebook story who turned it into a book, and the fans of that book who turned it into a movie, and the fans of that movie who turned it into one sexy man pining after an equally sexy man (or vice versa).
Summary: Eduardo takes Mark out for dinner, and makes Mark his dessert (but that doesn’t mean he can’t tease first!).
