untitled post-depositions drabble, 774 words
mark/eduardo for hapsburgs’ prompt “tabloid fodder”
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in which mark and eduardo obviously want to make out
a parody of in which draco and harry secretly want to make out by the whomping willowsMr. Zuckerberg, what’s your problem?
You’re looking kind of mopey and forlorn this morning.
Mr. Saverin, what’s your deal?
Are you having trouble with the feelings that you feel?Mr. Zuckerberg what’s your issue?
Do you need a hug or maybe a tissue?
Mr. Saverin, give us a sign -
You can’t commit to Christy so what do you have in mind?Give me three guesses:
Is it Cameron Winklevoss?
Is it Christopher Hughes?No, it’s Wardo and Marky sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
It’s Wardo and Mark sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love
In love
In loveMr. Saverin, give us a lead
I mean, for one, you’re always at the Kirkland suite
Mr. Zuckerberg, don’t be shy
You got no luck with women so perhaps you need a guy!There’s nothing wrong with it
No, there’s nothing wrong with it
You are here in Massachusetts
Where it can be:Wardo and Marky sitting in a tree
feigning heterosexuality
It’s Wardo and Marky sitting in a tree
I-G-N-O-R-I-N-G their loveThere’s something wrong with it
Yes, there’s something wrong with it
Yes, there’s something wrong with itBecause it’s Wardo and Marky and point-zero-three
Oh, how can this story end happily?
It’s Wardo and Marky down on one knee:
I’m sorry, I love you, I need you here with me
It’s Wardo and Marky back at the suite
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
It’s Wardo and Marky together finally
F-A-L-L-I-N-GIn love.
mark zuckerberg | king
eduardo saverin | queen
Fic: Andrew/Jesse - Who could ask for any more?
Part: Four (Previous parts were written before the TSN-a-thon began.)
Author: Sophie (i-need-my-cfo)
Pairing: Andrew Garfield/Jesse Eisenberg
Word Count: 9,202
Disclaimer: One hundred percent not true. All a figment of my imagination.
Summary: Boarding School AU featuring Andrew and Jesse -of course- as well as Joe Mazzello, Josh Pence, Armie Hammer, Emma Stone and Timbalone as Head Prefect.
{ Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four }
To see the graphic in a larger size, go here. :)
Mix: Across Time
Andrew’s ‘If we lived in the 80s this is the playlist I would make you’ Playlist
You Make My Dreams Come True – Hall & Oates
Thoughts and dreams that scatter, you pull them all together; and how, I can’t explain.But you make my dreams come true.
Hungry Eyes – Eric Carmen
One look at you and I can’t disguise, I’ve got hungry eyes.
I feel the magic between you and I.
Friday, I’m In Love – The Cure
I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too.
Thursday I don’t care about you, it’s Friday, I’m in love.
If You Leave – OMD
I touched you once, I touched you twice.
I won’t let go at any price
Can’t Stop Loving You – Van Halen
I think you’ll find that when you look inside your heart, oh baby, I’ll be there.
Silly Love Songs – Paul McCartney
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.
And what’s wrong with that? I’d like to know.
Honey, Honey – ABBA
I wanted to know some more. Now I know what they mean, you’re a love machine!
Oh, you make me dizzy.
True – Spandau Ballet
Head over heels when toe to toe, this is the sound of my soul
Yes – Merry Clayton
I can’t wait to tell him. Yes!
We’re gonna fall in love, and it feels so right.
I Think We’re Alone Now – Tiffany
I think we’re alone now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone around.
I think we’re alone now - the beating of our hearts is the only sound.
