Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
Divya Narendra: No! I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
You’re not a hipster. You’re just trying so hard to be.
Eduardo Saverin: [to Mark] Tell me this isn’t about me getting into the Phoenix.
Eduardo Saverin: You… You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken!
Mark Zuckerberg: I didn’t plant the story about the chicken.
Sean Parker: What’s he talking about?
Eduardo Saverin: You had me accused of animal cruelty.
Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell’s the chicken?
Eduardo Saverin: And I’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook— which I am.
Excuses
Andrew/Jesse | R | 1475
Before Jesse goes to Rome/Andrew does a press tour for Spiderman. Inspired by this song that I’ve always found really sweet, but I guess I’ve defiled it now. Excuse me.
Jesse lightly traced his tongue just inside Andrew’s mouth along the lips, and hesitantly asked, “Gin and tonic?”
