likeastairmaster:

…sometimes, I don’t even understand the AUs that come into my head.

oflights:

TSN Rare Pair 2: Sean Parker/Erica Albright

“I founded Napster,” Sean says again, enunciating very clearly. Erica gives him a smile that is anything but sweet.

“Yes, I heard you the first time. Still not impressed.”

“And Facebook-”

“Ooh, that’s a dangerous road, buddy.”

Sean pauses, stumped. Erica has declined three drink offers, two offers to gain her access to Mark’s private Facebook and wreak some havoc, and one completely unsubtle proposition (she had laughed at that one). He’s running out of tricks.

She’s biting her bottom lip, like she’s holding back laughter again; Sean wonders if it’s actually worth it. Then he thinks Mark created Facebook over this girl and decides she must be; he takes a deep breath and starts again.

“Hi, I’m Sean Parker. What’s your name?”

oflights:

TSN Rare Pair 1: Mark Zuckerberg/Amy Ritter

“Oh,” Mark says, blinking. “You’re naked.”

Amy nods, tugging awkwardly at the top of her towel. “Yeah. Um, where did Sean go?”

Mark has no idea, because he’s been coding for the past 38 hours and he’s technically seeing two of her. Both of her are naked, though, and they’re both pretty. “I really don’t know, but.” Her face falls, and he instantly feels bad but sort of helpless about it. “Hey. Do you want a Red Vine?”

This pack of candy is his dinner, and it’s literally all he has to offer her. But she smiles like it’s worth more than 99 cents and says, “Sure, thanks,” and takes one.

Mark smiles back.

likeastairmaster:

I couldn’t come up with a good tagline - but it would have to be something like, “He meant to steal [something something] - but she stole his heart instead.”

NO SHAME.

likeastairmaster:

Amelia “There’s a snake in here, Amy!” Ritter