kellyoooh:

parody of KurtHugoSchnider’s Summer Pop Medley

lyrics:
Wardo’s got me like oh my gosh, I’m so in love I found you finally
Mark could really use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now
Oh my gosh, I’m so in love I found you finally
Mark could really use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now

Cause I know a place here the boys are much “jewier”
Pale, short and nerdy, it must be something in the water
Cause what we got its hard to find
Its facebook facebook all the time
I’m all strung up, my server  is fried
I just can’t get you off my mind

Wardo’s half way round the world and nowhere close to the golden coast
Please come party with us. You’ll be falling in love,
Oh, oh, oh California boys they’re unforgettable
Your love, your love, your love, its my drug
Brain so smart, its hot &’ll melt your popsicle
Your love, your love, your love

Mark has both hands in hoodie pockets
And so many ways to love you
He hides his true love en su bolsillo
With so many ways to love you,

Wardo fell in love with shawty when he see him from the dance floor,
and he won’t look at you, won’t look at you
Wardo’s dancing sexy, pop, pop, popping, dropping dropping
With a halo round his finger, around you

And oh, Mark’s got it all,
And this point he’s gotta choose, he’s got Wardo to lose
and he wants it all and all

Can we pretend that marlins in the night sea are like trout right now
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Wardooooo
Can we pretend that marlins in the night sea are like trout right now
I’m not your babe, I’m not your babe, Wardooo
Wardo, -o —o —o —o, Oh my gosh-o —o —o —o —o —o Oh!

I said your love, your love, your love is my drug
Facebook represnt no put your hands up
Oh oh oh oh oh oh my gosh
California boys, just wanna kiss, just wanna touch, don’t want no cigarettes and hush
Your love, your love, your love makes me wanna say
Oh my gosh, I’m so in love, I found you finally
Wardo could really use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now

ALSO i know its not the best note wise and i know its not the most sturdy storyline wise but it was put together in like roughly an hour with rewriting the lyrics and recordings and re-recording it so i wasn’t laughing through most of it so obviously i know its not amazing in production or wording thanks (:

theresasnakeinhereamie:

Genre Swap - The Social Network as a Psychological thriller

Sean Parker, a jobless asthma ridden loser wakes up one morning to discover that he now has everything he could possibly imagine. It’s only a matter of time before the table turns and he realizes that this is all in head. 

mark/eduardo: I still think of you on cold winter mornings

a side: (mark)

01) trains to brazil: guillemots

and i think of you on cold winter mornings
darling they remind me of when we were at school

nothing really mattered when you called out my name
In fact, nothing really mattered at all

02) it is what it is: lifehouse

I was only trying to bury the pain 
But I made you cry and I can’t stop the crying 

Was only trying to save me 
But I lost you again 

Now there’s only lying 
Wish I could say it’s only me 

03) florence + the machine: hurricane drunk

I’m going out,
I’m gonna drink myself to death

And in the crowd
I see you with someone else,

I brace myself,
Cause I know it’s going to hurt,

But I like to think at least things can’t get any worse.

04) tegan & sara: the ocean

on the drive back here, I was worrying over nothing
on the drive back there, tears spilling over something

when I imagine you, body next to another
in the door, and you’re there, and you’re sorry for the fright

in the door, can I hear saying you don’t wanna fight?
when I imagine you, body next to another

05) bob dylan: it ain’t me babe

go away from my window
leave at your own chosen speed

I’m not the one you want, babe
I’m not the one you need

06) the national: about today

Today you were far away
and I didn’t ask you why

What could I say
I was far away

You just walked away
and I just watched you

What could I say


b side: (eduardo)


01) the beatles: i’m looking through you

i’m looking through you, where did you go 
I thought I knew you, what did I know

You don’t look different, but you have changed 
I’m looking through you, you’re not the same 

02) ingrid michaelson: corner of your heart

There’s a corner of your heart for me.
There’s a corner of your heart just for me.

I will pack my bags just to stay in the corner of your heart.
Just to stay in the corner of your heart.

03) dandy warhols: we used to be friends

a long time ago, we used to be friends
But I haven’t thought of you lately at all

If ever again a greeting I send to you,
Short and sweet to the soul I intend.

04) interpol: nyc

I’m sick of spending these lonely nights
Training myself not to care

The subway is a porno
The pavements they are a mess

I know you’ve supported me for a long time
Somehow I’m not impressed

05) the script: exit wounds

My hands are cold, my body’s numb
I’m still in shock, what have you done

My head is pounding, my vision’s blurred
Your mouth is moving, I don’t hear a word

06) tegan & sara: someday

Might paint something I might want to hang here someday,
Might write something I might want to say to you someday,

Might do something I’d be proud of someday.
Mark my words, I might be something someday

cats-maps-musicals:

of all the cliches, this is my favorite one | an original song about jewnicorn love from jesse’s perspective

you’re like a good kind of storm
the one that ends a drought
you’re like noah’s flood
but subtler somehow

and i never thought that i could feel like this
guess you took me by surprise

and it’s true
while we acted our their tragic love
i fell in love with you

i’m like this time capsule of a boy
born in an age i don’t belong
though i try to pretend i’m fine
i couldn’t feel more wrong

and i never thought that it could be like this?
guess you took me by surprise

and it’s true
while we acted their tragic love
i fell in love you
i fell in love you

you’re my wardo, you’re my andrew
you are my best friend
we’re the two starcrossed lovers
but without the tragic end

and i don’t think that i could love you more
guess i shouldn’t be surprised

and it’s true
while we acted out their tragic love
i fell in love
yeah, it’s true
while we acted out their tragic love
you fell in love
yeah, it’s true
while we acted out their tragic love
we fell in love